Lissie & Lilly: Attack of the Vinyl Zombies - Part 1 (Photostory)
Lilly: What do you mean primary biliary cirrhosis is the same as primary biliary cholangitis but that’s different from primary sclerosing cholangitis? What is the difference between cholecystitis, cholelithiasis, and cholangitis? This is just so confusing! My head is hurting from trying to keep these liver disorders organized.
Lilly: Perhaps if I just take a quick nap, I’ll feel more refreshed and can tackle this more efficiently.
Sam: Sawako Lilly!
Lilly: Mhmmmm…. Samantha?
Sam: Come see what Lissie has found!
Lilly: Oh no, I keep telling her we can’t keep the badgers...
Sam: Do come quickly Sawako Lilly, we are all so curious but did not want to open it without you.
Lilly: We’re opening the badger?!?
Lissie: Ahoy off starboard! It’s a Lilly!
Lydia: You found her Samantha!
Lilly: What – what is this? Lissie, you know you can’t just make off with any box you see right?
Cecile: Non Sawako Lilly, this notre boîte, our box! It was in front of our door.
MG: Let us open it! I want to see what is inside!
Lissie: You heard her! Let’s show this packaging who’s in charge here! Forward my stalwart soldiers! Forward for glory and self-satisfying curiosity!
Lilly: *huff huff* I don’t think there is anything in this box other than these white Cheetos.
Lissie: Impossible! We just haven’t dug deep enough!
Cecile: But why would anyone send us a box of white puffs?
Lydia: I agree with Lissie, we probably haven’t dug deep enough.
Lissie: Dig dolls! Dig! Dig as if your non-existent bladders are fit to burst and the sole roll of toilet paper is at the bottom of this box!
MG: Regarde! Look! It is another box!
Sam: Why, there is a face inside!
Lilly: I have a strange feeling about this. Why don’t we close the box up until our Big Person comes back?
Lissie: Bladderdash and daikon mice! We’ve gotten this far, we can’t back off now Lilly! Besides, if some poor person is trapped inside, it’s our duty to set her free!
Lilly: But her face is so… pale…
Lissie: That’s just the reflection off these glaciers of white peanuts. Now hurry everyone! No one was ever saved with hemhaws!
Lydia: My goodness!
Cecile: Who would have ever guessed there were so many of these…. things hidden under all that white foam!
Lissie: Those things are coffins! I’m positive like a hog in mud!
Lilly: Don’t be so macabre Lissie!
MG: Mais Sawako Lilly, there is someone in each box! C'est extrêmement peu naturel, it is very unnatural!
Sam: They are so still. Do you think they are still…. alive?
Lissie: Ugggghhhhhhh…. Talk about tectonic plates shifting! Everyone sound off!
Sam: I am here. What happened?
MG: Moi aussie, I am also alright.
Lydia: I am alive, but just barely.
Cecile: Ooof! It knocked the air out of me but I am alive as well.
Lilly: It sounds like we’re all safe, thank goodness. But what was that explosion?
Lissie: Hey! Don’t look at me! I’m not scheduled for world domination til next Tuesday!
Lydia: Well it must have come from somewhere.
Cecile: Oui, Lydia Charlotte is right. Let us get up and clear some of this rubble away. Maybe we can figure out what happened.
Sam: Give me a hand Lissie, this box is on top of me.
Lilly: Um…. You… you all need to see this.
MG: Ahhhh! They are alive?
… … …
Cecile: Why do they not speak?
Lissie: Hello strangers! Welcome to our home! You are in the presence of the most magnificent General Washington and her merry crew! What are your names?
… … … … …
Lilly: I’m getting that bad feeling back again Lissie. Something about them is wrong.
Sam: They just keep staring at us. Why are they so still?
Lydia: What should we do Lissie? I admit I am feeling increasingly uncomfortable.
Lissie: We stare back! I’ve never backed down from a confrontational gaze and I won’t start now! Let’s see how these not-alive-or-dead zombies stand up to my… DEEP VISION BEAAAAAM!
Lydia: AHHHHHH!!!!!!! THEIR EYES CHANGED COLORS!!!!!
Cecile: THEIR MOUTHES TURNED DOWN!!!! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?? VINYL DOES NOT BEND LIKE THAT!
MG: JUST RUN EVERYONE! GET AWAY!
Lissie: Oh you guys are overreacting, they can’t even move.
Lilly: Lissie! Don’t look now but they just stood up!
Sam: They must be chasing us!
Lissie: HAUL CLOTH TUSHIES EVERYONE! THEY’RE COMING!!!
Lilly: *huff huff huff* I think we lost them.
Lissie: But they’ll catch up soon enough. We’ve got to split up and throw them off the track.
Cecile: Marie-Grace and I will go this way. Stay safe mes amies!
Lydia: Come Samantha, we can hide in here.
Sam: Good Idea Lydia Charlotte! Be careful everyone!
Lissie: That leaves you with me Lilly! Now remember everyone, keep quiet and stay hidden! Our Big Person will sort this out if we can just make it til she returns!
Lilly: But Lissie, that’s not for hours yet!
Lissie: We have no choice, and no time! Now come on, in here! Stay strong troops! We’ll survive this apocalypse somehow! They can eat all our limbs but they’ll never eat our fluff!
-To Be Continued-
I will do my best to get part 2 up in 2-3 weeks! No notes until the thrilling conclusion! :D Thank you all for reading! ^_^